Sunday, 3 April 2016

Sutherland Table

Sutherland Table
April 2016


One of the problems of refurbishing a boat it getting the order of activities right.

Like any project it has a critical path. Some bits can be undertaken simultaneously but some elements can only be planned and executed when a previous bit is finished.

What I am aiming for

We have reached this stage in the saloon. The new seats are in but I can't plan the unit opposite till I know how we are going to store the table, and I cant know that till the table is built!

One thing is sure - the old table with nasty drop down legs has got to go. 



Raw materials

I had been thinking about a replacement table and was flirting with a desmo leg option till I saw a picture of gate leg table made out of oak by Mike Jordan, an occasional contributor to Waterways World. A bit of researched revealed that its designs were in the October 2015 edition, so I got on touch with Mike to identify his source of wood.

End of the first afternoons work

Obtaining oak faced veneer was proving problematic till Mike realised he had enough in his store for one further table. Not only did he have the wood for the table top but he also had the raw timber for the legs, which he kindly chopped for me.


Mark is something of a carpentry wizz, so the pressure is really on to produce a version of his Sutherland Table which wont leave me ashamed. The snag is that Mike probably has access to a much more extensive range of woodworking tools than I do. My own workshop isn't by any means shabby, but the achilles heel in his plans is the use of mortice and tenon joints.  Actually, the tenon aspect is no problem and can be achieved quite simply with a band saw, but the mortices are a challenge. How do cut a square hole in a bit of oak?What I really need is a bench morticer, but I havn't got one so I have to make do with a drill hole, jig saw and chisel - which is effective but not quite as neat as I would like. 

Then there is the wood itself. It is good oak but it is un-planed and larger rough cut dimensions than I need. So the next tool I need, and don't own, is a planer thicknesser. But what I do own is a rather nifty electric planer from Screwfix. It may be a little difficult to get a 100% consistency but with careful marking I should manage ok.


So today I made a start, reducing a big bundle of oak into a huge pile of sawdust, leaving just enough to build the central section and two gate legs. I am not sure it would pass the Jordan gold standard, but its a good start.

Monday, 28 March 2016

Two steps forward and one step back

Two steps forward and one step back
March 2016

Our kitchen extension was nearing completion this weekend and then, just as the end appeared to be in sight we hit a snag!

To bring you up to speed, the actual building work is materially finished with the plastering completed and painted and just the rendering and some odds and ends like skirting boards and architrave to finish off.



From the kitchen fitters perspective, the units are all in (60mm taller than normal to allow for out height) and Friday nearly saw the granite worktops fitted. A small misunderstanding saw the main sink section go back to the workshop for re milling and then it was back and fitted on Saturday. At the same time the flooring was laid and that just left the plumbing and some final electrics. All that would be outstanding would be the cooker, which is due to be shipped from France next week.



But then today our great game of snakes and ladders hit a snake. As soon as the plumber arrived he set to fitting the toilet in and securing it to the floor - only to discover the route of the water pipe BEFORE it reaches the stop cock! This isn't as bizzare as it sounds because its a very old house which had its mains water retro fitted and then adapted for a very dodgy kitchen extension in the 1980's. As a result no one knew the line of the pipes and we found out the hard way.



I had a panic stricken call whilst I was in Asda some miles away and my Mother in law supplied all the towels in the house to mop up the growing flood. All this time the plumber was running up and down the row of cottages trying to find the relevant external stop cock. Eventually it was found but as a result all four cottages were left high and dry without water for a couple of hours whilst a hole was hacked out of the concrete and a repair effected.




The end result was half the flooring pulled up to dry it out and the kitchen project considerably further back than when we started the day.... Grr.

However, its only stuff and it will get fixed so there is no point stressing. The kitchen fitter was amazed that I seemed to take it all so well but as I pointed out, its hard to get worked up about it when your wife has just negotiated a huge cancer operation and appears to be making an excellent recovery. Against that backdrop whats a few gallons of water.

My poor long suffering neighbours all rallied round an far from driving them to distraction they all appeared this afternoon with flowers for Helen.

We are getting there and we even have one working sink which was enough to inspire me to pick five Kg of Wild Garlic, which was washed and mixed with Cider Vinegar ready for a six week infusing period after which it will be 20 litres of our highly popular Wild Garlic Vinegar.

Sunday, 27 March 2016

Its curtains I am afraid

Its curtains I am afraid
March 2016

No, No, No - Helens recovery has not taken a dramatic turn for the worse!

If fact her surgery this week was very successful and she is now back home and embarking on what will probably be a longish recovery. The surgery has caused us to delay the start of our cruising and trading this year but with no kitchen at home production was always going to be a challenge.



And so with our wings well and truly clipped work on the boats has slowed down a bit.

But there has been progress with new cushions bought for the saloon, the kitchen completed bar a few details and most recently we have added new curtains which are suspended on the John Lewis version of fiddle rails.



Of course, an extensive list of "to do" items remain including solar panels, new batteries, a new table (project started) and possibly a generator. But all that can now be done at our leisure.



For now the boat is completely workable and ready for service just as soon as Helen feels up for a trip.

Saturday, 19 March 2016

An end to Pigeon poo

An end to the Pigeon poo
March 2016


We have been mooring at Longwood Boat Club for 10 months now and during that time our mooring spots have moved around a bit, but the butty was finally moved behind the motor in the autumn.

This was good news but it came with a sting in the tail - Pigeon Poo.

 Target practice for the pidgeons

Our mooring is under a couple of trees and not content with dropping twigs in us they were also the favourite roost for a couple of Pigeons with an incontinence problem. Last autumn we suffered with a plague of purple poo which stuck to the boat like super glue but winter offered a respite. However the first hint of spring brought with it a return of the toxic guano.



Last week the boats were fine but today they were a poo spattered mess, especially the butty which sits under the Alder tree closest to the canal. 

This 50 year old tree is a menace in more ways than one. Not only does it offer birds an excellent roost but as it has swelled it has pushed the concrete piling out of true by over six inches which is making it difficult to get boats in and out.

The simple solution is to cut it down but annoyingly it had a tree preservation order on it which immediately mired us in bureaucracy. After more than a year we had the order lifted and today the tree surgeons arrived to cut it down. The day was also declared a work party day which offered an opportunity to get some of our annual hours in (5 out of 20 for me) so the club turned out in force and as fast as the branched were felled we ferried them over the cut to the bonfire.


Tree felling in action

Four hours later and the tree was no more, just a mountain of logs which will keep the members fires burning for the next 12 months. For us the joy holds no bounds because it means the butty will stay clean.

There is the small problem of the other tree which will probably become the Pigeon's new roost, but its more contained and the splatter zone more manageable.

Tuesday, 8 March 2016

CRT Council meets in Liverpool

CRT Council meets in Liverpool
March 2016

You may remember that I was elected to the CRT Council as a Business Boating representative at the back end of 2015.

Museum of Liverpool - venue for the Council meeting.

Well, today was my first meeting, this one taking place on the Waterfront in Liverpool. 


Liverpool's Waterfront

I drove up bright and early and arrived in time for a short tour of the Trust's waters at the docks which lie at the far end of the Liverpool Link. I have to admit that the Waterfront is a spectacular redevelopment, filling the gap between the Three Graces and the bank of The Mersey.


CRT Council members on tour

The area is jam packed with attractions and I was particularly taken with the new statue of the Fab Four, striding confidently to the Beatles shop.



The Fab Four (Beatles)

As for the Council meeting? I have to admit that I was made very welcome and the assembled members were walked through the various facets of the CRT including its strategy, recruitment and selection update the response to the Calderdale flooding, the finances and the fundraising activities. All a high level insight into the workings of the Trust for the benefit of the numerous new Council members.

Stanley Dock with a rather unlovely - Yellow Submarine!

Due to the nature of the information download the communication was, on this occasion, rather one way. However, as we approached the end the various groups represented started to ask questions from their perspective, making suggestions about future agenda items and prompting discussions - basically doing what they are there to do.

I think its fair to say that most of the elected representatives were struggling to define the role they play in the Trust's governance structure, but perhaps having the whole spectrum of interest groups sharing and challenging in the same room is the point of it. One minute the boaters relation to The Friends is being discussed and then we are looking at the same problem from the perspective of canoeists, cyclists, ramblers, fishermen and ecologists. 

And so the gathering closed at 4.15 with the next scheduled for September in Birmingham, tacked on the back of the AGM.